New Furniture Is Expensive

"G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3" (gbodyman) 10/08/2016 at 01:19 • Filed to: FUCK YO COUCH WALMART

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A Bissell Little Green Machine is $110 Canadian from Walmart. People give away a lot of free shit on Kijiji. Dorm furniture solved?

Birddog > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 10/08/2016 at 01:23

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Bed Bugs. Little Green doesn’t solve them.

facw > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 10/08/2016 at 01:27

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Do you want bed bugs? Because that’s how you get bed bugs.

Have to be very careful about furniture like that, especially free furniture.

Edit: Though you are correct: Fuck yo couch Walmart!

lone_liberal > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 10/08/2016 at 01:27

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My dorm furniture was all thrift store stuff so I think you’re on the right track.

Nick Has an Exocet > Birddog 10/08/2016 at 01:29

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Amen to that.

G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > facw 10/08/2016 at 01:41

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Yeah, Bed Bugs aren’t fun, but I’ve gotten rid of them in the past and have a fairly good eye for that stuff. Like, I wouldn’t touch a used mattress or whatever, but in terms of couches, I’ve been able to handle that on my own.

G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > Birddog 10/08/2016 at 01:44

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The Little Green is to get out the stains and general oldness. I’ve used non-staining aerosols before and they don’t smell too bad (says a lot about my standards). I wouldn’t touch a used mattress, but a good, decent shape, non-basement sofa could very well be a winner.

Jarrett - [BRZ Boi] > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 10/08/2016 at 02:12

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Kijiji furniture is great. I bought a solid oak table for 50 bucks, and a hilarious number of scratches. Several pieces of sand paper/stain later I have a very nice kitchen table that would have been $1000+ brand new.

Birddog > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 10/08/2016 at 02:20

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I’m not against used furniture. I worked for an Apartment complex that had a hard time with Bed Bugs because of used furniture and UTI students. Bomb the stuff with the most poisonous stuff you can find and then clean. If the label says it causes cancer in California? That’s the good stuff.

LongbowMkII > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 10/08/2016 at 07:32

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Anyone who buys new furniture in college is obscenely rich or stupid.

Maybe both.

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > Birddog 10/08/2016 at 10:49

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“UTI” parsed to “Urinary Tract Infection”, then “University of Terminal Illness”. I still don’t know what it means and am to lazy to search.

G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > Birddog 10/08/2016 at 14:38

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Everything that causes cancer in California is the best stuff (bug killers, undercoat, memory foam, etc.).

G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > LongbowMkII 10/08/2016 at 14:38

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Somehow, it’s become the norm among people I know personally. I don’t get it either.

G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > Eric @ opposite-lock.com 10/08/2016 at 14:39

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Shit, I need to use that last one as a band name.